While everybody is worrying whether or not Obama is a Socializing, Secret Black Panther, Sleeper cell, Kenyan Prince, Second coming of Hitler, The Antichrist incarnate, or... The first Black American President, (personally, I haven't heard that term since February '09);
I have an Even Scarier Thought!
Imagine this. The last couple of years all play out just exactly as they have. Job loss, Economical nightmarish conditions threaten to bankrupt the entire world! Which is itself teetering on the brink of a literal World War III, within a country which is 1 shitty twitter comment before, we're engulfed in our second civil war.
The one thing different:
Mc Cain Wins in '08 (The way Jesus intended it to be)
By the middle of this term Mc Cain looks like he's barely surviving now! Imagine now He's president, and not only does the whole world fall to shit, MSNBC will be at this point just swearing Profound and previously never heard such degradation, Foul, Gruesome, and Crude beyond belief sentiment of statements collectively piling around us Day in and Day out.
MEANWWHILE BACK AT THE FOX NEWS HEADQUARTERS
It's another Fair and Balanced day while the certainly deserving administration receives its daily praising hour. Praise of our presidents faultless stands on sending 70,000 troops to Mexico; Well it's a war on drugs after all isn't it? Wars are fought not taught. Of course by this time it will have been discovered rumored or whatever we remembered it being last.
Obama, Bill Ayers, Reverand Wright, were involved in this elaborate terrorist laden, maniacal, ruthless, Anarchistic plot that secret bieng funded by TARP which was being laundered by SEIU and filtered down to ACORN who of course uses it to smuggle underage sex slaves. Curing the temporary deviant urges of the literally trillions of perverts and predators who roam our streets daily, and stalk the internet nightly, and folks those are only the ones we know about. I can only imagine the ones who are simply waiting to be caught Easily triples the bottom feeders that already have been. These causing two things that would dare send The United States into further peril.
1. Since Quadrillions of Sexual Predators are bieng spoonfed thier sickest desires...
Chris Hansen's "To Catch a Predator" never impacts society like it has.
2. The money These deviants would kill or be killed for funds every reparation covering every Black, Hispanic, Jewish, and left-handed person in the country. To which they take one racist suggestion and actually Go to Africa.
Luckily enough Mc Cain, Glenn Beck, and Sean Hannity through random associations uncover this Diabolical scheme.
The militants never received the trail they truly deserved due to the fact that Extreme Militant Fundamentalist muslim style were taken out in a hail of gunfire Ironically enough on September 11, 2011.
I TOLD YOU IT WAS ELABORATE!
and if that wasn't enough...
Kanye Joins the Taliban.
I know
It's fucked up isn't it.
To make a long story even longer,
With all this shit going on Mc Cain's heart (literal not figurative) is going to give out.
NOW HERE'S THE ACTUAL SCARY FUCKING THING:
Mc Cain, drops fucking dead. Then What?
AMERICA'S FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT:
SARAH PALIN
O.K. no doubt in our world, we know she's fucking nuts, no question.
Remember, We're still learning just how fucking nuts she is now. In my little world she takes over.
Would we have to sit her down and carefully explaint to her why it's a bad Idea to reshape bullets and missles.
"For too long" She'll say "Women, have fought with and beside men and not once were their genetalia appropriately used in weaponry sciences, Remember Folks
Women, Giveth life, Which entitles to... Giveth the right to takethy away."
Don't get me wrong I'm not saying she'd be a bad leader, I'm saying that she may break the seemingly Evergreen of learning curves That we lent to Mr. W.
She'd probably make a reality show out of the process. She can have Adam Sandler Produce it because "He was in that film that was so much like this!"
But then again I can almost see it:
In Billy Madison, Adam Sandler Has 2 Weneks to learn 12 years of the same 4 subjects in order not to lose his fathers (hand-me-down) Company.
In Educating Sarah:
WE ALL DIE IN THE END!
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