Just So You Know

Final words

I knew I was dying the entire time

oooohhhh....spookey

not really

people in perpetual pain

tend to not last long.

It's You who found out today

I knew I was dying the entire time..

From me there was no letter

This was not suicide

Hell it said it had enough

And for the devil to claim his prize.

True, I allowed the reaper free to do his work

True, instead of healing, I still allowed illness to consume me

True, this moment was that of negligence

unconscious suicide,

Existing in a world focused on payment

Rather than treatment

I knew I was dying the entire time.

Someone will probably search my books and scripts

to try and track my thoughts and shit

examine topics

Things I let Preoccupy

And when the answer is unclear

with all that stands before their eyes

They'll probably deem my death, as

Premeditated Suicide.

It's not,

I knew I was dying the entire time.

You see I haven't hung it up

I'm still very much alive

Unafraid of anything

I've learned that I will survive.

I've seen some shit that would make your head spin

It will leave you stumbling, and

uncontrollably drooling.

I've heard what you've said

no problem

Because I lived in the mist of regret

I've been haunted for Years

For but a few moments.

So feel free bringing Me Your worst

I doubt I would flinch

Nor would I tilt.

I might be a wolf in sheep's clothing

Or a newborns first gasp of air.

I never claimed I haven't earned my nightmares

Or the cross stares,

Or any of the foul, I may hear a complete stranger swear.

I'm not a Criminal

as much as I'm not a hero in despair

I suggest if you see me in a burning building

Not to even care.

I've seen

Day, Night

Dark, Light

Heaven, Hell

The inside walls of a padded cell.

I've seen

Stolen credit cards

Luxury suites

Girls without Vagina's

And a man die at my feet.

Heaven, Hell

Jail's, Prison

There was no destination in mind

Yet, I accepted every mission

For all intents and purposes it's been a hell of a ride

And just because I've foresaw my end,

Doesn't make it suicide.

I simply came to one day

Aware my days are numbered

When I saw how close I was to death

I truly became alive

I realized life is far too short, and

We're dying the entire time.

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The shit The news slips in on you unconsciously

1. A dude in Germany, was allowed to marry his cat, Gays of the same species in the U.S. Ahhhh... Not yet. Talk about gettin a little pussy
2. Obama: Has to be Pro-Cloning. Oil Disaster, Yet Another thwarted terrorist plot, and he's on T.V. Everyday, George W. Bush really did suck
3. Gary Busey: Still Fucking Nuts, Accept it
4. I've discovered Time travel
5. Terror Bomb suspect Foreign, Phew... from Connecticut...shit!
6. Art Immitates life: Onlookers Call Police to report A Movie Filming in L.I. True the Scecne Was of a crime, But don't "Movies" Require Several cameras I.E. Angles. Here's a hint, Next time you see a crime and Several people filming it Ask them(cameramen not gunmen 4 the dumb people,you're welcome. And good for you on learning to read
7. Anybody who has a shit job, It's still busy, We're still in recession, And We're Still Quiet About it, I'll Ask in Computer, WTF?
8. Ladies get this, The Pill Kills your Libido, If you know Alanis Morrissette call her and tell her this....this is Irony

Deli Clerks: Managing your Meat

At the risk of sounding like a Braggart My job is a supermarket deli clerk!



Deli, So I dress differently from everybody in the store. I'm lazy as shit so when I go on break, my coat usually goes with me.

Anyone who can identify with this "choice" of employment knows you're mostly behind the scenes, You're exposed to the entire store but You're technically behind the scenes. Now since I work, and shop in the same very store I've gotten pretty good with inventory placement. As I said only but a few words earlier I am a Deli clerk, I'm not a Deli nor store Manager, I am not asked to order for the department, much less hone in on the ordering trends of the entire company.



What is that by the way? Am I the only one who has had a Shit powerless position That they justified with the adjective "job".

I know I'm not only because I have co-workers at the current time (misery loves company)

yet... Daily I'm confronted as if I were running the joint since it were a side of the road vendor cart. I have a shit job, I make none of the major decisions, and I feel a genuine sense of discomfort when I hear that You, my customer airs their dissappoinment with this organization in which I am employed.

I'm discomforted, not because I give a shit, I'm discomforted because they do it by blocking me from the bathroom when I have to take a shit!!!!!!!!!!!



If the previous section sounds rude, and un-customer-servicey Then it was meant for you. You've probably already struck some college kid trying to keep herself off the pole Or some middle aged burnt out failure (guilty). Listen Your retardation will cause you nothing but harm Eventually and inevitably causing you to succumb to a demise that might most likely end up as fodder for late night comics.

If I may suggest ending it now

I'm always approaching a break, and by break I mean it don't start until I've sat and at least 2 drags into a smoke. Hey, I'm in a union they told me that was the rule, Shitting don't count.

I approach my break, and I hear "Excuse me, Where's the America's Choice Dog Food" Since I'm on the clock I escort them to the dog food Aisle, which is hard to find since its only the Aisle with the Huge god-damned bags and towers of cans on the end cap With the Aisle sign that says... DOG FOOD! Yeah, I mean to make it sound like it's the only thing in the Aisle. Fuck it dogs should have their own aisle in the grocery store. Dogs are awesome, It's people who are too fucking fat.

"Excuse me" I hear yet again, "There's no America's Choice" by the way For those of you unaware America's Choice is a legitimate vendor and I'm name dropping, and if you haven't seen the name you're

1. Blind



2. Spending too much time at home on the internet



3. Not paying attention

This is where a bombardment of questioning begins:

When is more coming in?

Is there more in the back?

Is the Company still open?

Did you learn P.E.M.D.A.S. in high school math?

How do you work here and not know when it comes in?

Here's how I don't know. My dog...Doesn't eat it!

I'm not trying to bash A.C. She eats your bologna with sheer joy, as for the dog food.

I bought it for her once. She wouldn't eat it she left it, here's the thing, My dog... Eats her own shit but made a decision not to touch America's Choice version of Kibbbles and Bits

So in Summation

Shit = Edible if necessary

America's Choice Dog Food = not so much

How do I talk all this shit and not lose my shit job, I'm in a union. I'm told "it's a job, they're hard to come by". And I get it and I am somewhat grateful, it's just easy to get angry, when you live check to check and your main position in life is Throwing Away food. I always think of Russia, and hope that I adapt easily to Soilent Green.

Sarah Palin: The Dickless Cheyne Effect

While everybody is worrying whether or not Obama is a Socializing, Secret Black Panther, Sleeper cell, Kenyan Prince, Second coming of Hitler, The Antichrist incarnate, or... The first Black American President, (personally, I haven't heard that term since February '09);

I have an Even Scarier Thought!

Imagine this. The last couple of years all play out just exactly as they have. Job loss, Economical nightmarish conditions threaten to bankrupt the entire world! Which is itself teetering on the brink of a literal World War III, within a country which is 1 shitty twitter comment before, we're engulfed in our second civil war.

The one thing different:

Mc Cain Wins in '08 (The way Jesus intended it to be)

By the middle of this term Mc Cain looks like he's barely surviving now! Imagine now He's president, and not only does the whole world fall to shit, MSNBC will be at this point just swearing Profound and previously never heard such degradation, Foul, Gruesome, and Crude beyond belief sentiment of statements collectively piling around us Day in and Day out.

MEANWWHILE BACK AT THE FOX NEWS HEADQUARTERS

It's another Fair and Balanced day while the certainly deserving administration receives its daily praising hour. Praise of our presidents faultless stands on sending 70,000 troops to Mexico; Well it's a war on drugs after all isn't it? Wars are fought not taught. Of course by this time it will have been discovered rumored or whatever we remembered it being last.

Obama, Bill Ayers, Reverand Wright, were involved in this elaborate terrorist laden, maniacal, ruthless, Anarchistic plot that secret bieng funded by TARP which was being laundered by SEIU and filtered down to ACORN who of course uses it to smuggle underage sex slaves. Curing the temporary deviant urges of the literally trillions of perverts and predators who roam our streets daily, and stalk the internet nightly, and folks those are only the ones we know about. I can only imagine the ones who are simply waiting to be caught Easily triples the bottom feeders that already have been. These causing two things that would dare send The United States into further peril.

1. Since Quadrillions of Sexual Predators are bieng spoonfed thier sickest desires...

Chris Hansen's "To Catch a Predator" never impacts society like it has.

2. The money These deviants would kill or be killed for funds every reparation covering every Black, Hispanic, Jewish, and left-handed person in the country. To which they take one racist suggestion and actually Go to Africa.

Luckily enough Mc Cain, Glenn Beck, and Sean Hannity through random associations uncover this Diabolical scheme.

The militants never received the trail they truly deserved due to the fact that Extreme Militant Fundamentalist muslim style were taken out in a hail of gunfire Ironically enough on September 11, 2011.

I TOLD YOU IT WAS ELABORATE!

and if that wasn't enough...

Kanye Joins the Taliban.

I know

It's fucked up isn't it.

To make a long story even longer,

With all this shit going on Mc Cain's heart (literal not figurative) is going to give out.

NOW HERE'S THE ACTUAL SCARY FUCKING THING:

Mc Cain, drops fucking dead. Then What?

AMERICA'S FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT:

SARAH PALIN

O.K. no doubt in our world, we know she's fucking nuts, no question.

Remember, We're still learning just how fucking nuts she is now. In my little world she takes over.

Would we have to sit her down and carefully explaint to her why it's a bad Idea to reshape bullets and missles.

"For too long" She'll say "Women, have fought with and beside men and not once were their genetalia appropriately used in weaponry sciences, Remember Folks

Women, Giveth life, Which entitles to... Giveth the right to takethy away."

Don't get me wrong I'm not saying she'd be a bad leader, I'm saying that she may break the seemingly Evergreen of learning curves That we lent to Mr. W.

She'd probably make a reality show out of the process. She can have Adam Sandler Produce it because "He was in that film that was so much like this!"

But then again I can almost see it:

In Billy Madison, Adam Sandler Has 2 Weneks to learn 12 years of the same 4 subjects in order not to lose his fathers (hand-me-down) Company.

In Educating Sarah:

WE ALL DIE IN THE END!